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Pet Bantha

Posted Mon, 05/21/2007 - 00:33 by bartley
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Snake Wine

Posted Mon, 05/21/2007 - 00:29 by bartley
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REAL SPECIALITY OF VIET NAM

Failed Robocop Prototypes

Posted Thu, 05/10/2007 - 13:44 by bartley
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Bad Eggs

Posted Sat, 05/05/2007 - 01:09 by bartley
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Sign Jump

Posted Sat, 05/05/2007 - 01:04 by bartley
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Jesus Saves

Posted Sat, 05/05/2007 - 00:46 by bartley
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I am covered with the blood of Jesus

Posted Sat, 05/05/2007 - 00:43 by bartley
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Statue

Posted Sat, 05/05/2007 - 00:41 by bartley
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Kultur-Terror

Posted Fri, 05/04/2007 - 00:48 by bartley
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Drinky Crow gets a job

Posted Thu, 05/03/2007 - 22:55 by bartley
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Matt Taibbi's Yeltsin obit

Posted Wed, 04/25/2007 - 16:27 by bartley
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The swelling Swiss bank accounts that Boris Nikolayevich lived off of as he drank his gurgling elderly self to death in the last eight years were just a modern version of the stolen haystacks the lazy Butka peasants slept on eighty years ago. Like them, Yeltsin stole whatever he could get his hands on and then lived out his days rolling in his bounty like a human pig -- because a sovok doesn't know how to enjoy anything except to roll around in it like a pig. Yeltsin was just better at it than the rest of his peers. And he survived longer than the rest of them because his "life" was, until today, just a biological technicality -- it is hard to kill what has, inside, been dead all along.
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I ran a cover in my Moscow newspaper The eXile that showed a picture of a wobbling Yeltsin over the headline, "Die Already!!!" But he didn't. He survived and lived to turn over power to the next vampire, the Thief Mark VII, Vladimir Putin. Then he disappeared somewhere to spend seven glorious years drinking himself to death -- a Soviet version of Leaving Las Vegas, set in Switzerland and the south of France. Like all the great Russian monsters, like Stalin and Lenin and Brezhnyev and Andropov and a million other czars big and small, he died peacefully of natural causes while murders raged all around him, a piece of fat noiselessly clogging his heart while he slept in his stolen bed.

just say hell yeah

Posted Mon, 04/23/2007 - 23:13 by bartley
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Eyes

Posted Tue, 04/17/2007 - 10:23 by bartley
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Sundown in the City timelapse video

Posted Mon, 04/16/2007 - 19:40 by bartley
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