bartley's blog http://fortsanders.net/blog/3 You need one more drop of poison and you'll dream of foreign lands en End the War on Drugs for more of the Wire http://fortsanders.net/node/948 <p>Attorney General Eric Holder at a press conference the other day:<br /> <a href="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2011/06/eric-holder-will-not-rest-until-hbo-brings-back-wire/38337/"><i>"I want to speak directly to [Co-creator Ed] Burns and Mr. Simon: Do another season of The Wire,” said as the audience laughed and applauded.“That’s actually at a minimum. … If you don’t do a season, do a movie. We’ve done HBO movies, this is a series that deserves a movie. I want another season or I want a movie. I have a lot of power Mr. Burns and Mr. Simon.”</i></a></p> <p>David Simon's response:<br /> <a href="http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/news/a323351/the-wire-creator-hits-out-at-attorney-general.html"><i>"The Attorney-General's kind remarks are noted and appreciated. I've spoken to Ed Burns and we are prepared to go to work on season six of The Wire if the Department of Justice is equally ready to reconsider and address its continuing prosecution of our misguided, destructive and dehumanising drug prohibition."</i></a></p> http://fortsanders.net/node/948#comments best television show ever drugs television the Wire war on drugs Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:49:28 +0000 bartley 948 at http://fortsanders.net Hanna-Barbera presents The Wire http://fortsanders.net/node/946 <p><img src="http://fortsanders.net/files/wire_animated_series_sizer.jpg" /><br /> by <a href="http://www.paulsizer.com/">Paul Sizer</a><br /> More takes on "The Wire" as a cartoon <a href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=9919&amp;page=2">here</a></p> http://fortsanders.net/node/946#comments best television show ever cartoons mashups pictures the Wire Wed, 08 Jun 2011 00:00:29 +0000 bartley 946 at http://fortsanders.net TV Recommendations http://fortsanders.net/node/944 <p>I don't watch much television, but here are several shows I've been watching that I've greatly enjoyed. 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The show does a great job of following the Elmore Leonard formula of great dialog and people getting shot often.</li> <li><b>The Chicago Code</b> - Police show by the guy who made The Shield (Shawn Ryan). It's already been canceled and I'm not sure how much I liked it really. I mostly watched it based on how much I enjoyed his last show, the similarly quickly canceled Terriers, which was probably the best detective show I had seen since Veronica Mars.</li> </ul> <ul> <B>Comedies:</b> <li><b>Archer</b> - Hilarious and profane cartoon spy show. Lead character voiced by the guy who was Coach Mcguirk (H Jon Benjamin) with several actors from Arrested Development. It's created by Adam Reed who was one of the creators of Sealab 2021, and is pretty similar to his previous show Frisky Dingo. Almost certainly my favorite show from last season.</li> <li><b>Community</b> - Best sitcom I've seen in years. I'm constantly amazed it's on broadcast TV, as it's so different from the standard formula. 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