So it's come to this—I've signed up on a social networking site. It may just be LinkedIn, but next thing you know, I'll be posting slutty pictures to get MySpace friends.
I'm afraid I have a case of probable near-term unemployment. I say "probable", because it's not a certainty, but neither is me pouring another glass of whisky. Anyway, it turns out that I can't find any of you bastards on LinkedIn. Come on, I need more professional contacts!
(Well, I actually found a couple of friends, but the rest of you bastards are clearly falling behind the times.)