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Hillary under fire
Posted Thu, 03/27/2008 - 08:58 by mlaldrid- mlaldrid's blog
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Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever.
Posted Wed, 12/12/2007 - 19:58 by aburdEarlier I posted Wanted Stoner Boyfriend. Well this is the other side of the coin.
Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.
Let's start off with the unavoidable tour of my incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment. You'll notice that I went ahead and purchased everything that Ikea and Pier 1 have ever produced. There's my decorative birdcage over there even though I don't have a bird, and there's my gay wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don't know what the hell that's thing's all about, but I bought it.
Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn't it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I fucking love candles!
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Alanis Morissette - My Humps
Posted Mon, 04/02/2007 - 19:18 by aburd- aburd's blog
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