There's no way to go back. You can't arrange them by penis.

How great is it that 30 Rock actually gave such an accurate description of the uncanny valley, complete with a modified version of the image on the wikipedia page, all wrapped in the context of Tracy making a porn video game?

Medical Adoptions:

Even though I'm in good health, I have a number of health risks and can't face the risks of long donor lists. My young son from Uzbekistan is smart, ambitious, loving, and young enough that I'm sure to be safe until he turns 18 in 2022.

This is a sign from my trip to Yosemite a few months back. Click for larger.

Only trying to have sex offenders shot:

"Sheriff (Randy) Cartwright and I agree that the sign is misleading and we will develop a sign that is more appropriate," Keaton said Monday. "There was no malicious intent toward gun owners and no attempt to embarrass people who are seeking gun permits."

By the venerable Warren Ellis:

1. Robots couldn’t really give a fuck if you live or die. Seriously. I mean, what are you thinking? “Ooh, I must protect the bag of meat at all costs because I couldn’t possibly plug in the charger all on my own.” Shut the fuck up.
2. Robots do not want to have sex with you. Are you listening, Japan? I don’t have a clever comparative simile for this, because frankly you bags of meat will fuck bicycles if they’re laying down and not putting up a fight. Just stop it. There is no robot on Earth that wants to see a bag of meat with a small prong on the end approaching it with a can of WD-40 and a hopeful smile. And don’t get me started on that terrifying hole that squeezes out more bags of meat.
3. What, you can’t count higher than three? We’re expected to save your miserable lives, suffer being dressed in cheap schoolgirl costumes while you pollute any and all cavities you can find and do your maths for you? It’s a miracle you people survived long enough to build us. You can go now.
   (Originally written November 2007, © Warren Ellis 2007, 2008 etc etc)

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In solidarity with the WGA, the internet's adorable animals are going on strike.

you can wear this..............