The
Conficker eye chart is a brilliantly simple web page that could indicate whether your Windows machine is infected with the much-ballyhooed Conficker virus, which defied everyone's predictions of total world destruction on April 1.
I know I'm just asking to be struck by lightning here—and I don't want to get all neener neener on you—but to my knowledge I have yet to ever experience any type of virus or other malware infection. God knows I've installed my fair share of shady apps with nebulous origins. Maybe I need to try out more helpful toolbar or sexy lady programs, and see how the other 99% of computer users live.
