"Once Michael Colquitt arrived to meet his father, he said Joe Colquitt was upset because he wasn't attending church like he should, and at some point alleged the argument came to a head with the pastor pulling out a handgun."
Hey mom, you over that whole antichrist thing yet?... Cool, yeah sure I'll go to the range with you.
I came across this today at work while searching for a way to spray paint 2mm dots. Yup. Anyway, this should be in a book of bad ideas. Other than the back window of your pick up, I guess you could put it in the shower, just... in case.