Bastard's Ball

Dust off your tux fellas, ladies, dig out that old prom dress...The Greatest Spectacle in Drinking and Debauchery is coming soon!

When: Friday, Aug. 17 at 9pm
Where: Neil's Bar
1835 Madison Ave.
Memphis, TN 38112

The men of Bastard's Inc., "The Drinking elite of all of Mid-town" Present...

*Comedian Mary Jordan
*Belly dancer Jasmine Shope
*Band, THIN KING
*opening singer Rebecca Almond

*Best Booty Contest- Hosted by Freaky Steve ***$75 cash prize for
winner

*Other amazing acts may include magician...etc.
*"Door prizes" (call me for details)
*BEER!...BOOZE....FOOD...

(Call me if interested in hotel booking, etc.)

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Tux?

Dust off your tux fellas, ladies, dig out that old prom dress...The Greatest Spectacle in Drinking and Debauchery is coming soon!

is it actually a black tie formal event? that would be pretty damn wierd to see at Neil's

Freaky Steve is judging the booty contest?

And a magician? This sounds awesome!

No tux necessary...

It's like making fun of high school proms and college formals.....basically, it IS dressup, but you can dust of the powder blue suit or whatever suit you have on hand...and I'm gonna get all retro with the 80s prom glam or something.

Burd...yes, this will rock and you MUST go....It IS on a Friday after all...(if you can get out of work by twoish, we'll pick you up on the way there...assuming we don't have a full car or anything).

I'm paying for a hotel room with two double beds so if anyone wants to crash...let me know. Brad is sooo hoping I'll show up with people.

Rides

So we'll have room for at least two passengers. Probably leave Knoxville around 1 or so on Friday. That way we can get to town with enough time to get into our room, change, and get some diner.

We're covering the hotel room, so if anyone is wanting to come, let us know, we can carpool, or caravan, ect. This may be the last Bastard Ball, these parties have become legendary in Mid-Town Memphis.

Accomodations

We got a room at the French Quarter in Mid-Town. This is less than a mile from Neil's, within stumbling distance. Candace and I are covering the room, so you jokers have no excuse not to come.

Not to state the obvious

But I live in memphis and have a house with an extra bed and a couch, for the cheapies.