We'll be having a cookout type thing around 1pm on the 4th. All are welcome to come. Candace got plenty of foods, but if you want to bring stuff, we ain't going to turn it down. I may have some drafts available, but probably a good idea to bring a little beer too.

There's no way to go back. You can't arrange them by penis.

Several years after the Hot Coffee mod for GTA: San Andreas was released, it looks like the public outrage was mostly generated by political panderers, sensationalist media and opportunistic lawyers. Most gamers just don't give a shit:

Any buyer upset about hidden sex in the violent game could file a claim under a settlement the lawyers struck with the game’s makers, Rockstar Games and its corporate parent, Take-Two Interactive. Of the millions of people who bought the San Andreas version after its release in 2004, exactly 2,676 filed claims.

Easily the most fun I've had listening to a new album all year. It ain't expensive, go grab it!

Apparently this has been around for a while, but it is new to me.

(See also: Requiem for a Day Off)

Work, Then Party

I'm not going to embed it here, but there's a youtube video of a Spore goatse creature. Pretty funny, actually...

Doppler shift at the wind farm.

These shirts are great.

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As seen in northwest knox county.

Mark Ames, founding editor of the eXile, was recently visited by Russian Federal Service for Mass Media, Telecommunications and the Protection of Cultural Heritage for an "unplanned audit."

In all my years I'd never heard of an "unplanned audit" of editorial content. The insiders whom I contacted all said, "It's ... strange." That's how my Russian lawyer reacted, it's how an American official reacted, and it's even how the head of the Glasnost Defense Fund reacted
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